Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Death Wish:

Have you ever wished you had a fatal illness? Even momentarily? Think how freeing it would be. Instead of doing all this stuff that you really don't want to do so that you can live to be 80 years old or something, you could do whatever you want for about a year. You want to live by the sea and paint? That can be done for a year. You want to live in Paris? See the Galapagos Islands? No problem. Pull out a credit card. It's not like you have to worry about paying it back.

Think about it. You could eat bacon and eggs everyday and not worry about getting high cholesterol. You wouldn't have to jog. You could smoke or at least smoke pot and not worry about getting lung cancer. You could eat all the cookies and ice cream you want. 

You would be here for a fun while, if not a long while.

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