Life Alert Emergency Response, Inc. has registered the phrase "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!" as a US trademark. The company provides protection services for the frail and elderly via small transmitters that are activated by pushing a button. If someone has an emergency, they press the button on the transmitter and someone comes and rescues them.
I wish there was a similar system for being stuck. Some button that you can press that sends a message "Help, I'm stuck and I can't get out of here." Ten minutes later, an emergency crew shows up and gets your life back on track. Or, if the problem is severe enough, carts you off to a life repair facility.
This is my life alert.
It's ok, you are not alone.
ReplyDeleteAre you stuck?
ReplyDeleteNot anymore.
DeleteThat completely blew my mind and that's what minds are made for.
DeleteWhat was the key to getting unstuck?
ReplyDeleteI found out Hello Kitty is not a cat.
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