Friday, June 14, 2013

I'm Psychic Now:

This morning I had a strange dream. A large dog was sitting in the cab of a truck between two men. One of the men held the dog while the other pressed the end of a hose to the dog's forehead. The dog's eyes turned white and the dog fell over.

I awoke feeling groggy and with an astonishing ability to foretell the future. I will tell anyone their future if they send me an IM.

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