"Doing what wrong? I said. "I'm just walking down the sidewalk."
"Life. You're doing life wrong."
"How is that possible? There's no right way to live life."
"There may be no right way, but there are definitely wrong ways, and you're doing it wrong."
"Like, what specifically?"
"Where you are going?"
"Nowhere, I'm just going for a walk."
"No, I mean where are you going in life. Do you have any goals?"
"Well, not really."
"Do you have any passions?"
"I like to have an iced coffee now and then."
"This is what I mean."