Evil Prevails:

After long last evil had triumphed. As in the beginning, the earth was again formless and empty with darkness over the surface of the deep.  God was chained and forced to lay prostate before the evil one, who pronounced a sentence of eternal damnation. Before God was banished for the rest of eternity, Satan granted God one last request.

God thought for a minute and then requested permission to dance free of chains. God rose and begin to dance.

And for all of creation looked with amazement upon the immortal being's dancing image and said: "Wow, look at that dude dance.”