Friday, February 1, 2013

Talking With God

I talked with god tonight. It made me very happy. In the old days this was called praying. In modern terminology, it's known as communing with the universe. The really trippy part is when god replies. You have to keep that to yourself or you could end up in a mental institution. It's called hearing voices. The medical term is "auditory delusions."

So what did god say to me? Angels don't really exist. It's a myth. But, there are some people who are so kind and caring, that they might as well be angels.

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