Inspired by Fight Club

The first rule of Second Life is that we don't talk about our age.
The second rule of Second Life is that we don't talk about the first rule.

 I may use this the next time someone asks me my age or where I'm from:

Redacted: Where are you from?

Randall Ahren: The 1st rule of SL is that we don't talk about where we're from.

Redacted: I haven't heard that before.

Randall Ahren: That's because of the 2nd rule.

Redacted: What's that?

Randall Ahren: We don't talk about the 1st rule.