Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Why God is a Jerk:

A man said to the universe:
“Sir, I exist!"
“However,” replied the universe,
“The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation.”
-Stephen Crane
Sounds profound doesn't it? But now imagine the following conversation:
A boy to his father:
"Sir, I exist!"
"However," replied his father,
"The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation."
We all know that fathers that abandon their children are jerks. Well aren't we all god's children? And I haven't seen god around, ever. He created the universe and then abandoned us. On the other hand, I haven't seen many places were god would be welcome. So maybe we had it coming.

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