The other day, I found this gay test kit at Walmart. It was
for sale on the shelf over by the pregnancy tests. I bought one because
if I was gay I thought I should know.
Turns out I was gay! What a surprise.
After
trying out my new orientation for a few weeks, I re-read the fine
print. It seems the test is only about as accurate as pregnancy
tests: wrong about two percent of the time. Good thing, because I really
wasn't enjoying the new life style.
I'm still trying to find a way to break the news to my boyfriend.
chortle
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