Wednesday, December 19, 2012


The other day, I found this gay test kit at Walmart. It was for sale on the shelf over by the pregnancy tests. I bought one because if I was gay I thought I should know.
Turns out I was gay! What a surprise. 

After trying out my new orientation for a few weeks, I re-read the fine print. It seems the test is only about as accurate as pregnancy tests: wrong about two percent of the time. Good thing, because I really wasn't enjoying the new life style.

I'm still trying to find a way to break the news to my boyfriend.

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