My New Crush:

My iPhone is killing me. I think I'm only about 10% as productive as I was before. Most of my day was spent playing Candy Crush. It's a deliciously addictive game, but I think I need some kind of intervention.

I Had a Great Day:

This morning I saw an email message from Second Life that someone had reviewed my Online Tracker. I immediately followed the link to see the review:

Absolutely cool
Posted March 12, 2014 by Joker Blackrain 5 stars

Very simple to use. Thank you :)

Five stars, woo-hoo! I was worried about it. I had a few problems getting the bugs out. This is version number four of the tracker. I'm glad my customers were so patient. Thank you Joker Blackrain.

But that's not all. Today I got an iPhone, for free! My employer gave it to me to use for work and I don't even need it. Suckers! I immediately made an Instagram account and started goofing off.

Sometimes the gods are merciful.

So Unfair:

From one of my favorite blogs, kibblex:

I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’

The Adult Meme:

Strawberry Singh is getting frisky. This week's meme has questions of an adult nature. One of the questions is whether you have any fetishes. Berry confesses to one. I will let you read it for yourself and I'm sure you will. /me winks

I already confessed to my fetish in an earlier post entitled Fetishes Are Bad. My fetish is elf ears. I refuse to make love unless I'm wearing elf ears. It just feels dirty without them.

There are quite a few questions in the meme. I'll answer one more: which sexual position is your favorite?  

I like it on the bottom. It takes too much effort on top. That's why I'm not answering any more questions. I'm too lazy.

Indecision:

Never get involved with someone that is devoid of tattoos. It's shows a fear of commitment. Either that or good judgement.

A Sketch of Loneliness:

Why God is a Jerk:

A man said to the universe:

“Sir, I exist!"

“However,” replied the universe,

“The fact has not created in me

A sense of obligation.”

-Stephen Crane

Sounds profound doesn't it? But now imagine the following conversation:

A boy to his father:

"Sir, I exist!"

"However," replied his father,

"The fact has not created in me

A sense of obligation."

We all know that fathers that abandon their children are jerks. Well aren't we all god's children? And I haven't seen god around, ever. He created the universe and then abandoned us. On the other hand, I haven't seen many places were god would be welcome. So maybe we had it coming.